I'm starting this to post some of the quite amusing things I see on what seems like a daily basis. Sometimes it just seems unreal some of the missed in translation call center complaints I come across. I'm sure there are others in similar lines of work that can share their stories, by all means, please do. I'll start with this...
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I know it's not fair to make fun of translations into English, but this one made me wonder whether the translator had just pulled out a Chinese-English dictionary and worked out the copy word-for-word:
"Ling Yun, equipped with a 5.25-inch cone coating woofer (Peerless 830 656). Do not underestimate this little speaker but it, SDS technology, said that this technology can be obtained in the small-caliber unitlarge dynamic high-fidelity sound. The actual audition and testing is indeed the case, the frequency response is very smooth, thick sound extremely resistant to listen, it is able to reflect the charm of the cone speaker that sticky feeling. The tweeter is our special whom with the development of an inch fiber membrane coating tweeter, the tweeter diaphragm is a very mysterious composite filament woven, and high temperature dipping treatment, high pressure water washing by molded into. This diaphragm high-frequency extension, low distortion, high band burr silky obvious sense, are very flat from 1.5Khz to 23Khz frequency response.
With excellent woofer and tweeter whom with a special developed, then you can get rid off complex crossover network, Ling Yun using a simple two-stage crossover network, we consistently use the core inductor MET divider is dedicated capacitance, no sense of high power resistors, integrated welding mode, specially tailored, oxygen-free copper cable to ensure perfect convergence of the signal. Backward before cabinet design with 18mm speaker dedicated high-density board, exterior logs Paper, the panel arc angle and pull trough Process, taking into account the panel mapping effect but also highlights the high-end fine"
Geoff
Instant Monty Python thoughts. 😝
Kitties LOVE 901's !
....again, not the first time I've seen this.
Fourth=cuarto=room. But even if he had translated the proper words, it would not have been useful. Still caused the rest of us to laugh.
"I broke the dick tonight pumping the big phat tat."
What really happened is the "deck" (fiberglass cat walk ) broke that night pumping out a magnesium/phosphate tank.
Seriously?
My job gives me this:
So....201's don't belong outside...
sorry..I had to.. I’ll be here all week, be sure to tip your wait staff!